As many of you might be crashing from all of the the holiday goodies you ate last night, I thought it would be fun to share some clever quips to recharge your sugar rush. So take a few minutes and enjoy!
A bicycle can’t stand alone; it is two tired.
A will is a dead giveaway.
Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana.
A backward poet writes inverse.
A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion.
When a clock is hungry it goes back four seconds.
The guy who fell onto an upholstery machine is now fully recovered.
A calendar’s days are numbered.
A boiled egg is hard to beat.
He had a photographic memory, which never developed.
The short fortuneteller who escaped from prison was a small medium at large.
No matter how much you push the envelope, it’ll still be stationery.
When you’ve seen one shopping center, you’ve seen a mall.
If you jump off a bridge in Paris, you are in Seine.
Those who get too big for their britches will be exposed in the end!