I ran across a goodie and just had to share. It came entitled “The Secret to Inner Peace,” and the photo says it all!
If you can start the day without caffeine,
If you can always be cheerful, ignoring aches and pains,
If you can resist complaining and boring people with your troubles,
If you can understand when your loved ones are too busy to give you any time,
If you can take criticism and blame without resentment,
If you can conquer tension without medical help,
If you can sleep without the aid of pills,
…..Then You Are Probably The Family Dog!